Thursday, March 15, 2012

WHAT'S COOKING GOOD LOOKING?


HAPPY:  What's cooking good looking?

Don't some of those old sayings just make you smile when you think of them?   Like see ya' later alligator!  I just think how someone came up with something so cute and the rest of us are using it.

Have you heard the latest term for your significant other?  It's called LOVE DUCK- why don't you pass that one around and let's see how far that one goes!




One example of a love duck, at least to another mallard!  How's your loveduck?  Let them know that you are quackers about them!
JOKE OF THE DAY:

 


Driving Drunk

"But officer, I was just riding my lawn mower."
Well, yes, he was just driving his lawn mower. But it was 1:00 in the morning in Iowa and he was driving on the highway, all over the road, with no headlights. His blood alcohol level was .19 which is well above the limit of .08. In Iowa it is illegal to drive any kind of motorized vehicle anywhere while you are drunk.

Just Doing Their Job

The police were just doing their job. When someone called 911, then hung up, the police went to that location to see if there was a problem. It turns out that it was a motel where two drug dealers were staying in different rooms. One tried to call the other one in room 119, but dialed 911 by mistake.
 
QUOTES:

MAKING DECISIONS


 



"Take ambiguity away from leadership, and you take away tough decisions and responsibility. What you're left with is overpaid administration." - Jason Seiden, American Author

"Life is the sum of all your choices." - Albert Camus (1913 - 1960), French Author

"Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide." - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769 - 1821), Military and Political Leader of France


GOOD IDEAS:
 Make your own gifts instead of buying stuff from the store.
 You can make food mixes, candles, bread, cookies, soap, and all kinds of other things at home quite easily and inexpensively. These make spectacular gifts for others because they involve your homemade touch, plus quite often they’re consumable, meaning they don’t wind up filling someone’s closet with junk. Even better – include a personal handwritten note with the gift. This will make it even more special than anything you could possibly buy down at the mall, plus it saves you money.





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