Thursday, February 23, 2012

SERENITY FOR THE WEEKEND


HAPPY DAY:   Good plan for today!  Be serene and operate in serenity. 

se·ren·i·ty/səˈrenitē/

Noun:
  1. The state of being calm, peaceful, and untroubled: "an oasis of serenity".
  2. A title given to a reigning prince or similar dignitary.
Synonyms:
calm - calmness - tranquillity - peace - composure
 
JOKE OF THE DAY:

Exercise Joke

Clean Jokes
For those keyboard jockeys (those with jobs that require sitting at a computer all day) who don't want to spend the money for those fancy exercise machines, here is a little secret for building arm and shoulder muscles. Three days a week is best.
Begin by standing (in your cubicle works well) with a five pound potato sack in each hand. Extend your arms straight out to your sides and hold them there as long as you can.
After a few weeks, move up to ten pound potato sacks and then fifty pound potato sacks, and finally get to where you can lift a one hundred pound potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.
Next, start putting a few potatoes in the sacks



FUNNY ANIMALS
QUOTES: 

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Mark Twain

Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it.
Henry David Thoreau

Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
William Wallace
 
GOOD IDEAS:  SAVING MONEY!
GOOD NEWS: 


Ceremony of the Pretzel
1. On Ash Wednesday, father or mother may explain the origin of the holy pretzel, so that the children will understand its significance.
2. The pretzel might be served on each plate for each evening meal until Easter.
3. Added to the grace before meals, is the following "pretzel prayer":
PRAYER
We beg you, O Lord, to bless these breads which are to remind us that Lent is a sacred season of penance and prayer. For this very reason, the early Christians started the custom of making these breads in the form of arms crossed in prayer. Thus they kept the holy purpose of Lent alive in their hearts from day to day, and increased in their souls the love of Christ, even unto death, if necessary.
Grant us, we pray, that we too, may be reminded by the daily sight of these pretzels to observe the holy season of Lent with true devotion and great spiritual fruit. We ask this through Christ our Lord. Amen.
--With ecclesiastical approbation.



1 comment:

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